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The Art of Closing The Deal

The Art of Closing The Deal

I roared with laughter at this dilbert comic strip I saw in the paper the other day. Anyone who is in web design, seo, graphic design etc will totally get this. Below is MY revised version of the above cartoon...(the irony is too, that the guy in the blue suit is...

Logo with Pie Charts Please

Logo with Pie Charts Please

Karin Pinter sent this through to me the other day and its an email thread between a designer and his client and I laughed my arse off because I have had similar experiences like this before. The original post is over here Enjoy!

But they charge me €25 when I walk through the door

I had a client call me today to tell me her email was not working. Usually what I do is establish if they have internet. If they do, I will initiate a remote connection to their computer and diagnose the issue. My first question was "Do you have internet". Client:...

On Spec? Errr…Dont Call Me, I will Call You Okay?

I just got off the phone with Justin who mentioned to me that he had posted a video on his blog and that I would really relate to it and have a great laugh when I watched it. The video below pretty much sums up what I go though every week with some clients who want me...

Ok Thanks!

Ok Thanks!

I had an old client email me today and tell me...... CLIENT: "The ordering process in our website is not working at the last step. One of our products will be featured in a big website so we will probably receive orders from there. And the final step of ordering is...

Look. Just Make My Logo Bigger!

Look. Just Make My Logo Bigger!

Justin Parks just sent me a link to this really funny video. If you are a non designer you probably will think it makes perfect sense! If you are a designer, print, web or otherwise, then you will have come across this more than once. Hopefully it will bring a smile...

Spam being defiantly not blocked

Spam being defiantly not blocked

Okay. Here is a sample of one of the stranger support requests that I get. You should know that I have not changed the spelling or grammar in any way. I have only removed the identifying information to guard the clients privacy and well, err.. embarrassment....

I think its blackmail

I think its blackmail

OK. here is an email from a client this morning and it just shows how dumb some of them think I am. Craig, I think we owe you €845 and whenever another supplier has an overdue invoice, he asks, and we pay. This is not acceptable that our clients cannot see our site if...